Funny Christmas Messages (MSG), Sayings, Postcards, Backgrounds
Looking for fun on Christmas, believe us you just need a spark. On this funny Christmas week, we bring you the funny Christmas messages and backgrounds to share anywhere on the internet. While everyone just pretends by sending simpler and formal way of greeting on Christmas. We bring you funny Christmas messages and postcards for you to go the other way around i.e. the true you.
You could these funny Christmas messages on your Christmas cards, on chats, as tweets, and share on different social media profiles. Looking for something funny but as a saying? Do not worry, we have you covered.
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Funny Christmas Messages (MSG)
Looking for some funny Christmas messages? Here are some of funny Christmas messages for your Christmas cards and Christmas wishes. You could also use these funny Christmas messages as Christmas tweets, SMS, and to share on your social media profiles
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
it’s watching U
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I’m sure he will visit you too 😉
In this season of merry-m-king & endless parties, always remember…
“Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.”
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!! 😉
LORD, I say a special grace and expect nothing else for Xmas,
accept you touch their hearts &
remind them that this Xmas season it’s better 2 give than 2 receive!
When they decide 2 give,
tell them my address is still d same…Amen!
I’ll clone myself for Christmas, You can count many ME’s!
Please have plenty of food for my multiple broods,
and lots of presents for the many ME’s to appease! Ho Ho Ho.
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Funny Christmas Sayings
I agree there are good thoughts which bring out whole new meaning to Christmas and lift up our Christmas spirits. When such thoughts could bring out the whole new meaning to Christmas by adding a sense of humor.
So, here are funny Christmas sayings for your cards and internet shares.
My husband’s idea of getting
the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes,
in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Keep your friends close,
your enemies closer,
and receipts for all major purchases.
Christmas is a state of mind and have a special feeling
that only comes with an empty bank account.
This holiday season, no matter what your religion is,
please take a moment to reflect on
why it’s better than all the other ones.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.
They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.
I’m not tempted to eat.
A quick Christmas fact:
men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.
even when you’re home.
A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
A family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
Funny Christmas Postcards
So, here are the funny Christmas postcards to send on the holidays.
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Funny Christmas Backgrounds
To make your Christmas interesting, we bring you funny Christmas backgrounds. We could red-white Christmas pictures, Santa with its reindeer, Snowman on its white sheet. What if the pictures you see have a funny side, could make you laugh? Here, are some funny Christmas backgrounds to do so…
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